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Good poet! Bad poet! Before the Internet, before the search engines, Tullius Menard was a person of substantial worth, for he'd memorized most all the facts. When he was young, Tullius decided to earn his way in life by knowing all the data a considerable task indeed. So he wasted no time with reasoning or understanding or appreciating or wondering. He'd build nothing, design nothing, fashion nothing, imagine nothing, analyze nothing ... he'd only know the facts. He'd never swim the river, he'd always stay on shore. He'd memorize near all the facts, he'd know most stuff ... and more. Who w...

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