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My passion is ...

my family.

I know too much about ...

useless minutia.

My parents always told me ...

if I didn't knock it off I'd end up having a kid just like me.

My childhood ambition ...

was to be the boss of everyone.

My favorite memory ...

(memories) are of having two kids just like me.

Why I write ...

for the 4377 of it (if the 4s on a keyboard were like the 4s on a calculator, that would have worked.)

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I've been lost on the Discworld for a while now.

My first job ...

was slinging burgers at a major fast-food chain (ugh).

My best moment ...

Seriously? I have to pick one?

My inspiration ...

changes daily, sometimes hourly, but rarely minutely.

Arts & Humanities > Poets & Poetry Can 'bad' poetry have value?

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Yes, Virginia, there really is bad poetry. Really, REALLY bad poetry, and it's freaking fantastic. Have you ever sat up late at night, surfing the 'net for teenage goth girl poetry? How about pseudo-Celtic mystical poetry, furry musings, or just about any emo song ever written? Bad is bad, and don't give me any of that, "It can't be bad if it was truly inspired by the writer's innermost feelings" crock, you hippie. I love bad poetry in the same way that I love B movies, ugly little dogs, puns, garden gnomes, lounge singers, and soap operas. They're so horrifically atrocious that I groan an...

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