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I'm a married auto worker, I've lived in and around Detroit all my life. GP South class of 98. Aside from writing I enjoy playing guitar and collecting vinyl.

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Autos > Driving & Safety What to do if your car is stuck in snow or ice: 6 of 13
Getting stuck in snow sure sucks, but it can happen to anybody living in a colder climate. Obviously if you had a shovel, a bag of sand and other implements you'd know how to get out. But what do you do when you don't have any of that stuff? I'd say about 85% of the people that get stuck in snow can get unstuck without ever ... More..
Personal Finance > Retirement Top part-time jobs for retirees: 1 of 2
So you've retired, but you want to stay busy? Perhaps you need a part time job because the recent stock market crash has wiped out your savings. Maybe you want an excuse to get away from your nagging wife. Could it be because you've alienated your family and neighbors and now you have nobody to talk to? There's lots of place... More..
Society & Lifestyle > Social Values & Norms How to co-exist: 1 of 2
The planet Earth can seem like it's shrinking, every year there is more people packed into a place that doesn't get bigger. With globalization of economy and society becoming a real factor, folks from all walks of life have to learn to co-exist. Everybody is going to have to be on the same page regarding rights and freedoms ... More..
Health & Fitness > Sexual Health How to get tested for HPV: 1 of 1
Possibly there comes the day when happen to notice you've got some nubs on your junk that weren't there before. Maybe you fooled around somebody that was a little more cracked out and sleazy than you thought. Whatever the reason, you need to get that test. Here's how it breaks down: You're going to have to call up the family... More..
Pets & Animals > Rabbits Fun activities to share with your rabbit: 1 of 1
Most people go to the pet store looking for a new pet and they look in the rabbit cage and think, "Those things sure are cute, but owning one would probably get pretty boring after a while." Who can blame them? Bunnies aren't exactly known for learning tricks, being playful or doing anything useful. But the truth is that wit... More..
Other Light bulb jokes: 7 of 13
If you're one of the rare breed that enjoys playing light bulb jokes on people, here's a couple ideas for you. These jokes are great for a number of reasons, everybody has light bulbs in their life so nobody is free from a creative prankster. One trick people do that was made famous by the Bob and Doug MacKenzie characters i... More..
Relationships & Family > Divorce Psychology Resolving conflicts with your ex spouse: 6 of 11
Dealing with your ex is always going to be rough. It can seem like every little issue has to be nitpicked, and arguments can arise even when the two of you agree about something. Mom may not want to let the kids see dad now that he lives with a drunken slut. The husband is threatening to burn down the house rather than let t... More..
Politics, News & Issues > Political & Economic Theory Clarifying political definitions: 3 of 5
People throw around a lot of political terms that mean different things to different people. Many political arguments are compounded when both sides use the same term but with different meanings. It's not just the ill-informed laymen that use political terms inappropriately, our college-bred talking heads and pundits do it a... More..
Celebrations & Holidays > Birthdays Ideas for birthday parties: 10 of 16
Planning a birthday party can seem like a no-brainer, but sometimes you can get stuck if you're striving for originality. Often planning a party that will top last year's bash can be daunting as well. You want something that will make those who missed it wish they had been there. A party that will make those who were there w... More..
Entertainment > Movie Genres Worst films of all time: 6 of 9
Sometimes you get a movie that manages to be terrible in every way, so bad in every respect you wonder why the gaffer even showed up on the set. A movie that you tried to just laugh at and despite your good humor it's still so insultingly bad that you want to punch JCVD in the face. One such "Turd in the Rough" that I've dis... More..