About me? Have I been tagged? Alright here are 10 facts about myself :

1. I am visualizing a peaceful green paradise with no wars and no poverty plus free plates of Italian Spaghetti preferably Putanesca and Carbonara.
2. I write a lot. It could be rage, according to my therapist who is also angry most of the time.
3. I have a toy terrier who has only three feet and I am totally in love with him.Perhaps I have a subconscious "love" for midgets?
4. I am of Asian-Spanish descent. Thus, I could be a Pastafarian because I am addicted to all types of noodles.
5. Hush... I believe that I've been getting fat lately. Will that mean that I shall be consigned forever to ordering only salads at restaurants? (Will the NO-FAT people "law" apply one day to most fast food joints?)
6.Let me tell you a secret. Honey is great for wounds. I could have invented THAT wound honey plaster stuff! I missed my millions!
7. I travel often, usually from the USA to Asia and back. No, that doesn't mean I am a bored housewife married to some rich guy.I wish I were though.
8. I have had two affairs in my life.I am looking forward to the third one soon even if it's imaginary.
9. I am a Lite Coke addict.
10. I don't drink, not for any "religious" reasons. I am allergic to alcohol!

I love wit in all forms and wry humor which really isn't much but they say laughter is an upper and that's where you get the endorphins which make one happy.I prefer ridiculously hilarious people to serious moralizing "know-it-all" a*holes who usually do NOT know it all. I hate VIOLENCE in all forms and types,though I have an imaginary friend who seems to be a pirate.

I have NO interest in religious fanatics, Al-quaida terrorists, dogeaters,hackers,bible bangers(do not incessantly quote it because i know how to read),religious arguments, doomsday sayers (because we all know that already), extreme rightists,extreme leftists,extreme conservatives (they can join the Taliban!)and I am in love with my GAY FRIENDS!I also am in love with my Pastafarian friends!

My passion is ...

writing, reading, listening to music

I know too much about ...

my dog

My parents always told me ...

that I'd neve grow up.. they were right

My childhood ambition ...

is to be Robin (in the Batman series)

My favorite memory ...

eating real paella in Sorrento

Why I write ...

it's better (and less messy) than sex

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Fox News, HBO movies and pirated stuff...ops I mean stuff about Pirates

My first job ...

journalist

My best moment ...

every Sunday AFTER Church when I'd go shopping with my grandmother

My inspiration ...

My kids who all happen to have tails and furs!

Religion & Spirituality > Religious Speculations & Criticisms Do pets go to heaven?

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Six years ago, there was this basket with 2 puppies literally shoved into my "care" because their mother died and they looked more like little "bunnies" to me rather than puppies.
I had no clue about how to take care of puppies so I decided on the dropper first.That didn't work for me until I decided to get and EVENFLO bottle and try Bear Brand milk. The two "babies" were like MY babies, but even so, it was difficult to keep two of them because they are endlessly crying like infants and one can only bottlefeed one-by-one. Anyway, one was a male and one was a female pup who both looked so mu...

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