: About Me

I am a 49 yr. old semi-retired talkshow host. I have the sweetest children in the world-ages 11 and 13 and a crazy wonderful husband. I should be finished with my first Novel "23 mins. till death" but much to my dismay and my editor's I'm not. Although I am writing a truecrime i much prefer humor.

My passion is ...

My kids and husband

I know too much about ...

Forensics and Profiling

My parents always told me ...

Life is too short to do something you don't like

My childhood ambition ...

to be a country star

My favorite memory ...

my Honeymoon

Why I write ...

IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO TALKING

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

John Douglas and The Bachorlette

My first job ...

Swimming Instructor

My best moment ...

Getting a successful manager to represent me in Nashville

My inspiration ...

Is my Grandmother and Oprah

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: You might not be a baby boomer if

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"When I was your age I had to get up at 2 in the morning, milk the cows, while pulling up weeds, and collecting the eggs for breakfast. And that was before we were allowed to start the fire for the wood burning stove to warm our frozen hands. Then we had to fix breakfast, from scratch. After that, we had to walk to school barefoot in the snow and rain uphill, on the way to school, and on the way home." If you have never been told that You may not be a Baby boomer. Lying in bed at 10:00 at night, you have the transistor radio under your pillow to listen to the Beatles sing "I Want To Hold Y...

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