: About Me

My passion is ...

k; (no accurate English translation possible)

I know too much about ...

...that's silly; you can never know to much about anything, unless you're an ostrich, or something.

My parents always told me ...

Each told me not to listen to the other one.

My childhood ambition ...

k; (no accurate English translation possible)

My favorite memory ...

Who has ONE favorite memory? A brain cell in a petri dish?

Why I write ...

They tell me it's not necessary for me to be so informed.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

varies

My first job ...

Paranormal investigator...really

My best moment ...

Again, who has just one of these? A hobbit in the shire? C'mon already.

My inspiration ...

Follows each expiration

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Trains

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"Head Rush" upside-down sorta hangin' around with my eyelids wired to the edge of sound emitting from the dish on my Tabby-cat's head I asked her for a light and she smiled and said 'you know, my bipedal friend, with a whip o' my tail I can give you the power to conquer underground rails that's TRAINSURFIN', dude, if ya didn't quite hear just touch this match to that 'shish n' it'll seem crystal clear' Tabby-cat disappeared when I blew Rub' al Khali out of both gas bags that bubbled like boiling saurkraut that grew in there after I ate the radiation on my TV dinner which received an operat...

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