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Style & Beauty > Makeup Makeup tips: How to choose the right makeup for your skin type

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Choosing the right makeup for your skin type is not as impossible as it may sound. It is important not to switch makeup brands constantly. Constant switching is hard on your skin, and makes it handle more chemicals than it needs to. Make sure your face is clean before applying any makeup. Concealer When purchasing concealer,... More..

Entertainment > Music (Other) Famous songs, new words

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I know there are a lot of Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana fans out there, so I decided that it was time to write a song that tells you all about her. Don't worry, she doesn't know how the new song goes, so I will have my friend, Ramona Arizona, sing it instead. I know she's not as funny as Miley. Best of Both Worlds is a comedy a... More..

Relationships & Family > Family Life Bridging the generation gap with teens

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I, as a teen, can honestly say that life can be tough at this age. You have to look for employment, you have to decide whether or not you are going to college, and where you will attend if you choose to go, and you are responsible for your actions as though you were an adult, even though you must still live under your parent... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Office pranks

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Office pranks are a great way to get a laugh or fired. Only try these pranks if you will not get in trouble with your supervisor. Here are fourteen pranks to try out on your co-workers: Take the lead out of all their mechanical pencils, and observe as they sit there for five minutes trying to get the lead out. Unplug their c... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Bad days

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We all have them daysthem days we could really do without. I can recall one day imparticularly when Bill Bob thought it'd be funny to put tuna in my hair. The good news was that, by the time I'd woke up, the cat had licked my hair clean. The bad news was that I had a bald spot the size of Texas. Well, Bill Bob took real quic... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Bra shopping

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Bra shopping is exhausting. I walk into the aisle, and there are so many numbers and letters, I see the room spinning. The most annoying thing is that I am never the same size when I go in. I'm hoping that will change as I get older... My last adventure was a couple months ago. Don't feel sorry for me: feel sorry for my boyf... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Things you need to be a celebrity

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Becoming a celebrity is no easy task. The biggest asset of celebrities such as Jamie Lynn Spears and Miley Cyrus is a famous family member. To be related to a celebrity, you have to work hard to be born into a family of fame. I have compiled a list of things aspiring actors will need in order to become famous. I. A fancy car... More..

Style & Beauty > Vintage & Bargain Clothing Tips for maximizing your style on a budget

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You're excited because you are going on a date. You run to your room, and start plowing through your closet. There's the outfit you wore to a dance in high school, the outfit you wore to church last weekand a bunch of junk you can't believe you even own! You have no idea where to go. You need to find a new outfit and fast! T... More..

Style & Beauty > Vintage & Bargain Clothing Dressing well without spending too much money

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Acquiring a nice wardrobe on a small budget sounds much more difficult than it honestly is. The first thing to keep in mind is to never turn your nose up at a store just because it is an outlet. The second thing to remember is that nice stores, such as Kohl's, Mervyn's, Sears, etc. often have clearances that make even the mo... More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Celebrity humor

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The Miley Cyrus Poem Why do I feel so nauseous? I wish I were unconscious. My ears begin a-ringing Whenever she starts her "singing". The torture's more than I can bear. I'm about to rip out my hair. It's really not very funny. All these kids are wasting their parents' money. The folks of America have all been had, All thank... More..

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