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I am a Flash Animator, Comic Creator, Video Maker, Game Player, and Humorous Writer (or so I think). Thus far, i'm fairly new to this Helium thing, so waste no Flaming ammunition and hit me with the best criticism you've got! Trust me, it's better than just

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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: School: 3 of 33

The clock ticks down the seconds before the final bell rings, signaling the end of another school day. Many kids will leave the building in a stampede rivaled only by the crowd rushes in professional wrestling matches. Some, however, will stay behind for after school activities, groups, and shady dealings. This is school: th...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Television: 2 of 13

Television. What used to be a simple family friendly entertainment has turned into the greatest tool for brainwashing and stupefying. The very trash on the television speaks for itself. There is nothing on television that is completely original, as every single television show (minus the TV movies and "Specials") can be boil...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: How to avoid studying: 1 of 2

That biology exam is only 15 hours away. Right now, one's primary focus should be on studying the difference between "microphlagea" and "microphoenia". So, what is one to do to help in this endeavor? Slacking off in more creative ways than just visiting Facebook for several hours or checking emails every five seconds. These ...
Hobbies & Games > Video Game Tips & Tricks An overview of Guitar Hero 2 cheats for PS2: 1 of 1

Guitar Hero 2, one of the most critically acclaimed rhythm games in the world, has a few tricks up it's sleeve. While earning everything is a challenge, there are certain cheats in the game that make the game very interesting. These cheats are for the NTSC version of GH2 (That's mainly North America, for those who do not kno...
Education > Homework & Testing Strategies for handling lots of homework: 15 of 23

The amount of homework children have recieved over time has always been daunting. What these children need to realize is that, while knowing the capitals of ancient Incan civlizations rarely helps one in their field of interest, the best thing to learn in school is how to handle the workload of math problems, english papers,...
Hobbies & Games > Video Games (Other) Do video games improve coordination?: 2 of 3

Short answer: Yes Long answer: Quite honestly, it depends on several factors. One is the type of game one is playing. There is a major difference between games that use hand eye coordination constantly like platformers and racing games, and so-called "casual games" for their laid back attitudes towards gameplay. Being able t...
Computers & Technology > Graphic Software 3D animation software: Getting started: 2 of 3

The Beginner's Guide to 3D animation software. 1. Getting the Software One word: Blender. (http://www.blender.org/) It's an open-source 3D animation software, which is quite handy for beginners for several reasons: - It's free. No strings attached. No loss of features one has to pay for to get. It's already a complete packag...
Hobbies & Games > Hobbies & Games (Other) St. Patrick's Day game ideas: 2 of 3

Saint Patrick's Day is a holiday revolving around the Luck of the Irish. Many games about this holiday involve adding the color green to it, or throwing in a few Leprechauns for the sport of it. The best games are those that celebrate the Irish holiday without needless gimmicks. Play a Game of Rugby in the Backyard: This gam...
Computers & Technology > Website Reviews Funniest websites and forums: 2 of 3

Funny websites can be a dime a dozen. For every single hilarious site, there are at least fifty others that offer only a mild guffaw per click. Some people want videos and pictures, while others are content with text. Since humor can encompass all forms, here are some sites that are in the top of their respective categories....
Entertainment > Movie News & Previews Science fiction movies to look forward to in 2009: 3 of 4

The science fiction genre in films for 2009 is quite strong. Here is a short list of movies that, thus far, are set to impress the audiences around the globe. Watchmen - Zack Snyder, director of the movie 300, is bringing this heralded graphic novel to life. The tale follows the Watchmen, a group of vigilante superheroes, th...