: About Me

My passion is ...

finding the humor in every day.

I know too much about ...

my son's imaginary friend. Sadly, there are NO secrets with that kid.

My parents always told me ...

that I could choose my choices, but I couldn't choose the consequences.

My childhood ambition ...

was to play professional baseball.

My favorite memory ...

the birth of my children.

Why I write ...

life is too serious on its own. Sometimes we all need someone to point out the parts that can make us smile.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Watching: Man vs. Wild, Listening To: Jack Johnson

My first job ...

the boy at the grocery store that said "Paper or Plastic?"

My inspiration ...

my wife & children. Occassionally my dogs.

Entertainment > Characters & Personalities Who would win in a fight: Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris?

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As an American who is concerned with the security of our country, I am glad we are finally having this debate. It is of the utmost importance to routinely take inventory of the most powerful resources of our great nation. While it is a given that Chuck Norris wins this contest-fists down, I feel it is only right to begin by giving Jack Bauer his props. Having paid attention to his every move over the past few years, I have noticed one thing. Jack Bauer can routinely go an entire 24 hours...a VERY stressful 24 hours...without peeing. He never excuses himself from the gunpoint interrogation ...

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