: About Me

Ex-everything Renaissance person who's perfected the high art of the permanent identity crisis. Fire-breathing Scorpio with voodoo-doll eyes and a talent for walking on the water seeks a SF with a dancer's body, a writer's mind, an artist's hands, and an underwear model's face, who's at least half as silky and slippery as me and loves clowny adventures, like falling down on the floor in fits of vigorous, gutbusting bellylaughing. I am impossible to live with . . . but then isn't everyone? I will drive you crazy . . . but in the most interesting ways possible. You don't want to get mixed up with me . . . unless you love to have every one of your certainties challenged and unless you get turned on in the face of unimaginable adventures. Passionfish desperately yearns; I don't just want a lover, I want a partner in crime-preferably with no outstanding warrants. Please be moist and slippery and heavy into watersports. And please be ready to make radical mid-course corrections at a moment's notice. Big plus if you love deep-sea diving. My inner child wants to get into the best trouble possible with your inner child. I've got the heart of a mountain-climber and the mind of an entrepreneur. You're a timeless beauty who thinks the most fun thing that two people can have together is to build things from the ground up. How about it: Want to work and play together? Want to share the spiritual joys of powerwalking, powershopping and powermongering? Let's gaze at the bottom line by day and oil up each other's charisma by night. Please: no dice-rollers, white liars, or compulsive jaywalkers. Good table manners definitely important. Must be willing to lose at chess. Know lots of short cuts, but have a long attention span? Then get over here now. I want to bite you with my wit.

My passion is ...

My Reason

I know too much about ...

Nothingness

My parents always told me ...

Things are a lot more like they used to be, than they are now!

My childhood ambition ...

To cast off this mechanical upbringing.

My favorite memory ...

Yes, always!

Why I write ...

If not me, then someone else.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

The Pulse

My first job ...

I was looking for a job when I found the one I had.

My best moment ...

The Eternal Wow

My inspiration ...

Awe

Politics, News & Issues > Pulitzer Center Should US environmental standards apply when multinational companies develop the petroleum resources of fragile ecosystems such as Peru's Amazon?

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Now that we all had a good laugh at the title, maybe we can get started acting like the adult humans we, sometimes, pretend to be. I won't even begin to repeat the title, as if this is some school report. It pains me to read those words. Yes, the United States should impose strict, yet technically relevant, eco-friendly mandates worldwide, especially when "developing the petroleum resources of a fragile ecosystem". That is something to go to war about, you want to drill for oil, get 'er done green! Yeah, actually, all of our multinational companies should be concerned about damaging the pl...

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