: About Me

LizX is not a female,she's a phenomena!

This woman was born with an inbuilt attitude that defies categorization.
No subject will be left unscratched by her sharp literary claws.
Given time, of course, as she's only just started!

No image has been added to decorate this page.Only a brief physical written description has been given, for the rest,it's better to use your imagination!

LizX.
Thirty-five years of age. Tall, with exceptionally long legs. Blond. Rich.
Well known for over-exaggerating and decorating the truth!

My passion is ...

Irish guitar players!

I know too much about ...

An awful lot of things!

My parents always told me ...

They should have had me adopted.

My childhood ambition ...

My memory is quite bad now. I can't remember!

My favorite memory ...

Getting paid.

Why I write ...

It makes me smile. And a few others too!

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Irish guitar players.

My first job ...

Unemployment office. ( No joke!)

My best moment ...

Has yet to come!

My inspiration ...

The bills arriving at the end of the month.

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Stress

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It's a well known fact that women are more susceptible to stress and panic attacks than the strong nerved male gender of the species. The undeniable reason for this being, that they are usually the cause of it! It doesn't matter how good a day you are having,there will always be one of the balled beasties popping their bristled heads into your vibratory space just to cause a bit of friction. Frequently, when you are least expecting it, and mostly because they enjoy it. I am not by nature prone to panic attacks but they can be brought on by professionals, and quite quickly at that. Stress i...

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