: About Me

My passion is ...

Being a dad.

I know too much about ...

Laundry.

My parents always told me ...

Be polite.

My childhood ambition ...

To be a cartoonist.

My favorite memory ...

The smell of my lunchbox in winter.

Why I write ...

My mother loves to read and my father loves to tell stories. So someone got their chocolate in someone else's peanut butter.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest/Lots of animated children's movies/The baby laughing, crying, cooing,burping and shooting bunnies (farting.)

My first job ...

I stole a pack of TicTacs from the supermarket at age 5. (Think about it.)

My best moment ...

Holding my son for the first time.

My inspiration ...

Jennifer

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Love humor

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My head is blocked, My tree is flocked, How bout yours, is it tinseled? How bout your tree, is it bald? I found my wife, my life, My message in a bottle, My old folks home, With the wrap-around porch and the glider. How bout you? Does your soda pop fizzle? Do you like when it drizzles, In a jar, like a miniature war, Between bubbles and sugar?

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