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Parenting & Pregnancy > Parenthood The myth of the good mother

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What To Expect When You Have No Expectations:I vividly remember the day I realized I was an unfit mother. It was about a year and a half ago. My little sister probably remembers it well too. This is what she heard when she checked her voicemail messages:"Michelle, it's Amber. I'm gonna need you to come over the second you get... More..

Parenting & Pregnancy > Parenting (Other) Fun moments with children

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A few days ago I stopped by the house that a friend of mine had recently purchased. We (meaning Cora, 3, Claire, 1, and myself) were there to take the grand tour and stare in awe at how clean and contemporary a child-less house can be. Upon pulling into the driveway, Cora looked the house up and down and said, very matter of ... More..

Society & Lifestyle > Society & Lifestyle (Other) The reason society needs superheroes

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Batman. Where are you when I need you?I have officially pissed off the universe. It is true, but I'm not sure how. It is like I flipped Mother Theresa the bird and now karma is coming back to bite me. Only I didn't. So stop biting already. I have had enough.I get why we need superheroes. Not to fight evil villains who threate... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Motherhood

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Not Quite Mother of the Year Material!So I love Oprah. You can mock me, judge me, think less of me. I don't care. I watch her religiously, and she is all about empowering women. All women are beautiful. All women are strong. All mothers are amazing. So yesterday, as I sat sobbing on the bathroom floor, I was wondering what Op... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Parenting

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Here's to you washing machine!Flu season has struck with a vengeance, and I have lost count of the number of puke/poop covered clothes/bed sheets/towels I have jammed into my trusty old washing machine in the past week, but I bet if you ask our washing machine she would know (I refer to her as a "she" because to me she has a ... More..

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