I am an attorney who enjoys writing in my free time
My passion is ...
litigation, reading, writing
I know too much about ...
There are so many things I know something about. I don't know where to begin
My parents always told me ...
go to Harvard Medical School
My childhood ambition ...
to date girls
My favorite memory ...
Kissing a drunken 24-year-old Hispanic girl from the South Bronx at Danceteria in 1986 (I was only 17)
Why I write ...
I love literature and would love to write as well as the authors who inspire me
What I am reading/watching/listening to ...
Paul van Dyk, Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack
My first job ...
bagging groceries for minimum wage
My best moment ...
There are so many. This is an unfair question
My inspiration ...
A good courtroom battle. Quiet weekends at the town dock
I am fortunate. My wife is a native so I get the poop. No easy breezy Fairmont Princess for me. PLUM PUDDING ON CHRISTMAS MORN WITH LILY AND KATE If I want to bathe, for example, I take a real Bermudian bath. Like on every Christmas morning right before cousins Lily and Kate come over for rum shots and plum pudding: "Hey! You've been in that shower five minutes! This ain't the USA! We pay for water here!" That's right. Bermuda is a big rock. Any water that you drink or bathe in is rain water which has accumulated in a holding tank on the roof of a house. And if there is a dry spell you mus...
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Member since: May 2008
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