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About me - Everett Jensen

I'm a spiritual vagabond who is attempting to map out the often discordant incongruities that are readily inherent in all psychologies.

I suffered through four years of a Creative Writhing degree where I was told that I am infinitely talented at combining Eros

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Entertainment > Music (Other) The importance of music in our lives: 1 of 108
Everything is musical. The grinding of a dump truck; jackhammers; white noise; the haunted weals of a seagull-it's all rhythmic and transports us in a most discernible way. Still, it's difficult to convince others why the rattling of chains might be considered exquisite and preferable at that precise moment to the most liltin... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Night at the Museum: 1 of 39
Night at the Museumdirected by Shawn Levywritten by Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennonstarring Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney, Bill Cobbs, Jake Cherry, Ricky Gervais, Robin Williams, Patrick Gallagher, Owen Wilson, Pierfrancesco Favino, Rami Malek, Steve Coogan, Mizuo Peck, Paul RuddIn this generic, ... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Kung Fu Panda: 1 of 38
Kung Fu Pandadirected by John Stevenson and Mark Osbornescreenplay by Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Bergerstory by Ethan Reiff and Cyrus Vorisstarring Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan, Ian McShane, Lucy Liu, David Cross, Seth Rogan, Randall Duk KimFor the kids, this film offers up a safe, predictably wholeso... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 2 of 70
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenixdirected by David Yateswritten by Michael Goldenbergbased on the novel by J. K. Rowlingstarring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Imelda Staunton, Fiona Shaw, Richard Griffiths, Michael Gambon, Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter, Evanna Lynch, Natalia Tena, Brendan Gleeson,... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Mamma Mia: 1 of 19
Mamma Miadirected by Phyllida Lloydwritten by Catherine Johnsonbased on the music book by Catherine Johnsonstarring Amanda Seyfried, Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth, Stellan Skarsgard, Rachel McDowall, Ashley Lilly, Dominic Cooper, Julie Waters, Christine Baranski, Ricardo MontezIn this impossibly sunny ABBA orgy, m... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Speed Racer: 1 of 16
Speed Racerwritten and directed by Andy and Larry Wachowskibased on the animated series created by Tatsuo Yashidastarring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Susan Sarandon, John Goodman, Matthew Fox, Benno Frmann, Roger AllamIt's bright, I'll give it that. The color scheme certainly draws one's attention and it practically hurts ... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: The Transformers (2007): 8 of 104
Tranformersdirected by Michael Bayscreenplay by Robert Orci, Alex Kurtzmanstory by John Rogers, Robert Orci, Alex Kurtzmanstarring Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Jon Voight, John Turturro, Kevin Dunn, Julie WhiteCombining a credible story with high octane special effects that simulate many moments of sh... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Babel: 1 of 13
Babeldirected by Alejandro Gonzlez Irrituwritten by Guillermo Arriagastarring Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett, Gael Garca Bernal, Ko-ji Yakusho, Adriana Barraza, Rinko Kikuchi, Mohamed AkhzamHere we see four intersecting stories that call forth images of the Tower of Babel, a massive structure that was to be built by men who spoke ... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Sunshine: 1 of 13
Sunshinedirected by Danny Boyle written by Alex Garlandstarring Cillian Murphy, Cliff Curtis, Chipo Chung, Michelle Yeoh, Hiroyuki Sanada, Rose Byrne, Benedict Wong, Mark Strong, Troy GarityFirst off, the sun is not dying. It's still got five billion years but something called a Q-ball, even though the sun apparently could n... More..
Entertainment > Movie Reviews Movie reviews: Ratatouille: 2 of 22
Ratatouilledirected by Brad Bird, Jan Pinkavawritten by Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava, Jim Capobiancostarring Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm, Lou Romano, Brian Dennehy, Peter Sohn, Peter O'Toole, Brad Garrett, Janeane Garafalo, Will ArnettHuman beings have always fancied themselves as being elevated above the rats because of the rat's natu... More..