: About Me

1) A policeman stops a car and says to the driver: "Congratulations! You are the 1000th car to pass this freeway. As a reward, you will receive 10,000 dollars!" The driver responds: "Excellent! That will be just enough for my driver's license." The woman next to the driver adds: "Don't listen to him, officer. He doesn't know what he is talking about when he's drunk." The passenger behind them then says: "Darn. I knew we wouldn't reach far with a stolen car." _________________ 2) Little ol' lady is cruising down the freeway at 90 MPH when she is suddenly pulled over by a good ol' Florida Hi...