: About Me

TEENAGE SURVIVAL To parents of teenagers I give my advice take heed if you will, I won't say it twice. Your love is unquestioned, it comes with the job but how to prepare for the ultimate slob? Clothes on the floor; litter missing the bin; crashed on the bed with ear-phones in. "Mum, where's my trainers?" "What's for tea?" "Lend us a quid, please?" "That wasn't me!" We turn to our parents, "Please help us!" we cry. "We need some advice. How do we get by?" On gaining control, when laughter departs, sweet pearls of wisdom they give from the heart. "Hold them close, enjoy every minute. If tim...