Articles written by Monica Caplan

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Underwear: 4 of 20

Were they kidding? A yuppie pair of adolescent girls rifled through underwear in the Pink section of Victoria's secret. "These ones say small but they still look big!" said the blond thong holding trollop. Here I was pissed for only being able to find 1 large pair of anything. Only a moment had passed before the more modest ...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Funny stories from the doctor's office: 14 of 47

It is my firm belief that one's health is directly associated with the sins of their past. I have a substantial amount of evidence to back my theory. I have just finished "putting out" for the fiance when my eyes meet a bloodied hand. Concern, yes, I am after all, pregnant. This has to be from him. It can't be from me, I am ...