: About Me

My passion is ...

the smell of ivory soap, and old town beaches

I know too much about ...

diabetes

My parents always told me ...

I could be anything I wanted, Except an actress, writer, lawyer, doctor... etc...

My childhood ambition ...

actress..writer... lawyer... doctor...etc.

My favorite memory ...

amusement park elephant ride

Why I write ...

because I need to

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

complete and utter silence!

My first job ...

greasy food. Yes you are right.

My best moment ...

Right Now

My inspiration ...

Our future generations

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Underwear

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Were they kidding? A yuppie pair of adolescent girls rifled through underwear in the Pink section of Victoria's secret. "These ones say small but they still look big!" said the blond thong holding trollop. Here I was pissed for only being able to find 1 large pair of anything. Only a moment had passed before the more modest of the two, proceeded to pick up the matching pair of mine only in a small and proclaimed, "Here is a cute pair of granny panties for you Britt!" Both girls giggled in their own trampy amusement. Time to change sections before someone dies. Alas, perfume section. You ca...

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