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About me - W.D. Nelson

Hi,

I love to laugh at myself and all the crazy things that are going on in this world of ours. That is why I love to write SATIRE and PARODIES.

The problem I'm having now, is, trying to figure out if I'm reading a "REAL" newspaper or is it a "SATIRE".

Sometimes

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Computers & Technology > Internet Issues Pornography on the Internet: Free speech or subject to regulation?: 1 of 27
In my opinion, pornography on the Internet is no more an issue of "Free Speech" than books selling on Amazon about how to build bombs or the "instruction" of how certain poisons can kill people without a trace. We, as a nation, do not have the right to condemn what is being shown or said either in hardcover book form or on I... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: It's been a long time: 12 of 100
A YOUNG AIRMAN ROTATES His smile was wide as he stepped inside, carrying his papers, clearing He looked at me and I could plainly see, his rotation date was nearing Through three long years and countless beers, he had constantly decried his fate. Now the time was at hand to leave this land, our boy could hardly wait He remem... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Unlocked: 6 of 43
LOVE MATCH Early in the morning, the coffee starts to brew. You wipe the sleep out of your eyes and greet the day anew. And then it starts to hit you, just what you've come to be. You're a partner in a Love Match - for all the world to see. A smile starts spreading slowly and the look upon your face, reflects the joy that's ... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Drop dead gorgeous: 12 of 52

BETH'S SONG I went to the bank that fateful day, to maybe withdraw some funds But then I saw you sitting there, among the tens and ones. It wasn't July 4th that day, but fireworks I saw fireworks in my eyes. I don't know if the day held rain or slowly clearing skies. The way you smiled and led me on, you may not even know Bu... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Reflections on success, struggle, and happiness: 79 of 298
MEASURE MY GAINS (Or How You Get Dumped On Wall Street) I used to think once, I was so very wise. But now I can see by the look in their eyes. -that I'm not what they thought I should be- -somehow people are looking at me - And believing I shouldn't be bouncing off walls I shouldn't be trading their jokes in the halls. - Wal... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Inevitable: 39 of 98
You are the guy who thinks time flies on wings of gold and you are the one who thinks the world owes you a living. A loaf of rye, a jug of T-Bird, and a broad with you in some lonely dark pad is all you ask, with nothing but a bed on which to spend your golden time as the world pays for you...... and your shack job. You tast... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Suicide: 201 of 486
SUICIDE You think it's easy, peaceful and Serene as you're ready to set yourself free Your life, you've heard, flashes quickly before you, plus things that you wanted to be. Let me tell ya brother, this isn't the movies, there is so much that you cannot see. First you give up your hope, than you lose all your faith, but what... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Emotions: 134 of 294

IT'S IN THE WAITING...... I sit here under a barren tree, a dark gloomy sky above my head. I search for the sun, it's light, and warmth. I long for the lovely days I had known in the past, when life flowed through every limb and my body and soul was alive, vibrant and awake to the world around me. A world that once gave me i... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Moving on: 139 of 300
HIGHWAY Sitting here and wondering where the hell you are? While you're laying there beside him, am I near or am I far? Driving down a lonely highway, have no special place in view. That's the feeling that comes over me every time I think of you. And I wonder what I'm doing, walking up and down the hall. Pacing round the roo... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Religion: 24 of 51
Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team =========================================== A New Jersey school board was within its rights to tell a football coach he cannot kneel and bow his head as his players have a student-led pregame prayer, a federal appeals court ruled yesterday. It was agreed that the East Brunswick Board o... More..