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I am THE; diamond in the rough, phoenix rising from the ashes, girl next door, one who got away, one who saved your life, one you wouldn't take home to ma ma, one who inspires you, one you would trust with your life, one who would give you the shirt off my

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Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Don't ask: 19 of 176
DON'T ASK!My age - you won't believe meMy weight - it's on my driver's license and you don't look like the policeIf this is my natural hair color - I don't rememberWhat religion I am - what does it matter we all pray to the same GodWhat I do for a living - it pays my bill'sWhat political party I belong to - they may not alway... More..
Health & Fitness > General Health (Other) What to expect in chiropractic care: 2 of 11
I first visited a chiropractor at the age of 16. I had been having severe menstrual cramps and was nearly unable to function. What options did I have at this point, other than to remain in the fetal position & sleep? My mother seeing my misery drags me to the chiropractor for the first time.After the battery of x-rays, we dis... More..
Food & Drink > Restaurant Reviews What to look for in a good American rib restaurant: 2 of 9
Well first of all I can honestly say it would have to be a good rib shack, not necessarily a restaurant. In my 40 years of eating, I have encountered many ribs, and the byproduct is proudly displayed on my rear end. The good American rib shack or restaurant experience is almost always located in a little hole in the wall on a... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Things people do when driving: 7 of 28
More like what don't people do while driving. With nearly 25 years of driving under my belt, I would like to have said I've seen it all.however I have learned to never underestimate the human imagination. Well I would say the most popular pass time of the middle aged male driver would undoubtedly be picking his nose. Engrosse... More..
Politics, News & Issues > US Elections Archives US elections 2008 humor: John McCain's excellent list of fantasy vice presidents: 3 of 11
Well what can I say. You have to take into account all the factors involved with John McCain and where his possible choices might originate. His age, race, possible post traumatic stress disorder, hardening of the arteries, the touch of Alzheimer's, the liquid diet(I mean apple sauce not vodka), oh and don't forget the allege... More..
Relationships & Family > Domestic Violence & Abuse Surviving domestic violence: 29 of 88
I survived the violence today, but NOW WHAT? What if it happens again? Don't kid yourself because it ALWAYS happens again, and it will get worse.Where do I go? Who do I turn to for help? Is there anyone who can help me? Why did I stay? What about our kids? How do I escape? What if it happens again? What happens if I leave? Wh... More..
Entertainment > Movie Characters & Performances Memorable fantasy villains: 7 of 15
Ah yes the Villains, bad guys, evil or sinister characters that cause a chill down your spine. They creep into the pages or onto your screen, often from a dark corner or behind a tree, and yet sometimes they are right under our nose, upfront and in your face. They are the ones you love to hate, the costume you want at Hallowe... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Surviving alcoholic relationships: 1 of 2
The BAD -VS- The GoodAnger AlluringBitterness BeautifulConfusion CaringDrunken DevotedExhausting Easy goingFrustrating FriendlyGrief GoodHurt HeartfeltIre InnocentJaundice JoyfulKilling KindLost LovingMindless MindfulNoxious NiceOblivious OpulentPitiful PeacefulQuip QuietResentful ResourcefulStupor StrongTiring TenderUncontro... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Inside my purse: 46 of 88
What's in my purse? Lets see if we can do this from A to Z. I should be on "Let's Make a Deal"! Address book, altoidsBeer tab, bobby pinChap Stick, CPR card, credit card, checks Dimes, date bookEye drops, ear ringsFinger nail file, fair cardGym pass, glasses Hair tie, handy wipeInformation on my car, ipod budsJewelry, jury no... More..
Style & Beauty > Fashion Trends & Styles Plus size wardrobe essentials for summer: 2 of 3
Some of my favorite pieces for summer also happen to be the most convenient and easy to care for.When shopping for key pieces I always take a look at the tag for the type of fabric and laundry requirements. Cotton is comfortable, it breathes, very easy to care for and eco friendly. Look for texture such as crinkle fabrics, po... More..