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Health & Fitness > Dental Hygiene Periodontal disease: Symptoms and treatment

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A relative of mine, who is a dentist, once told me the following joke: A dentist finished doing an oral exam of a patient and announced, "I have good news and I have bad news for you." "What's the good news," asked the patient. "The good news is that your teeth are absolutely perfect without the slightest hint of tooth decay." "So what can the bad news possibly be," replied the patient warily. "You have severe gum disease so all your perfect teeth will soon be falling out." That joke is closer to reality than many realize. The sad fact is that today periodontal disease, which affects appro...

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