: About Me

You know, I was never really interested in going shopping with my wife - and I was especially against the idea of even setting foot in Wal-Mart. That is, until I discovered the single greatest way to achieve a real rush from the whole deal. You know, a real woosh. Here are a few things that I do in order to A) keep myself amused in the throes of big box retail hell and B) Hopefully embarass my wife and kids enough so that they keep their shopping spree to a limited time-limit. Tip #1 Walk around the store asking strangers where the free ice cream is being handed out. This usually works bes...