: About Me

I am a 67 year old bald, retired veteran and I write the free weekly Veterans News Column which is flung worldwide to 800,000+ key readers. My favorite flingers are two veterans that have nothing better to do than fling stuff to other veterans. One has a mass email list of 64,000+ and the other has over 50,000+ out the Philippines. Both have interesting life stories. Mine is pretty boring, so I do not tell it often. The column is also broadcast into 120+ countries and posted new each Wednesday at worldwideveterans.blogspot.com, but don't bother to read it because there are enough readers already. But, if you want to, go ahead. I like the article about Australia's message to terrorists.
Please do not send me an email unless it is nice. I cannot handle criticism at all. I correspond with about 600 people; only 2 are "pen pals", a lady in Oregon USA and I have no idea where the other one lives. It is not wise to toss out too much info about yourself because there are so many screwballs out there on the internet. BE CAREFUL, ALL YOU FEMALES. And males. I hear that white slavery is rampant, but I suspect that they do not care what color you are. Somehow, there is big bucks in kidnapping people into slavery. So watch out.
No, I am not gay, but it does not bother me to know that others are fond of putting their face and other body parts into sewer systems of other people. They just seem to ignore facts about biological disease on the molecular level that cause early death. Death is pretty permanent.

My passion is ...

Writing.

I know too much about ...

Everything. A lot.

My parents always told me ...

Don't pick you nose. Sit up straight. Bla-bla-bla.

My childhood ambition ...

Picking my nose and slouching over.

My favorite memory ...

At age 67, who has a memory to remember?

Why I write ...

Because I can. If only I could figure out how to make money at it. Anybody with any ideas? I would rather win the Mega Lottery. It seems easier to do than to talk with lame publishers that do not recognize great talent like me.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

The TV is always blaring, but I have no idea what it is saying, since I seem to be making this computer keyboard smoke all the time. By the way, I do not smoke nor drink, but do not mind if others are stupid.

My first job ...

Taking out the trash. No pay.

My best moment ...

Best moment? There are so many. Perhaps the best moments are the ones when I portray a goofy character named "Digger O'Dirt", doing comedy routines I steal jokes for. Go ahead, encourage me to put some of the routines on HELIUM.COM. Hey, wait a minute... isn't helium some sort of gas that makes you talk in a high pitched voice like a woman? Does it mean that I am full of hot air or worse, GAS ! Gas is worse than a burp.

My inspiration ...

But seriously folks, everyone is inspirited (inspiration) to do whatever it is to do. There is a theory that everything happening in the natural world is caused by things in the SUPERnatural world. Super means "above" the natural. Like a God thing. Not ghosts and fortune tellers. They know nothing worth inspiring anyone about. My inspiriation comes from the one and only living God who created everything and owns everything. I just wish he would transfer some big funds into my bank account.

Politics, News & Issues > Political & Economic Theory Do people have absolute rights that all governments should protect?

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People do have absolute rights and every government should protect those rights. You have rights in your own home which is not and should be extended to your neighbors who may wish to enter your home and overthrow your rights. An excellent illustration of this conclusion is illlustrated in the following article I wrote on Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day in 2006, which is copied below. The article was posted on blogs and flung around the world. for awhile, I thought perhaps a terrorist would read it and knock on my door with bombs strapped on his body. Then I decided that terrorists cannot rea...

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