: About Me

My passion is ...

writing and horses

I know too much about ...

nothing and too little about a lot

My parents always told me ...

if you have nothing nice to say - say nothing

Why I write ...

it's something I have to do. It's not a conscious decision, I can't help it nor can I stop it.

My first job ...

waitress and freelance writer

My best moment ...

when I'm so connected with my horse we can have an actual conversation

My inspiration ...

good writing

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: A message from Mrs. Claus

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Dear Parents of the World, I'm writing to explain some things you may not have known about Santa and his gift giving methods but first let me preface this note by saying that Santa and I love your children all dearly, as if they were one of our own. Unfortunately we don't have any of our own, Santa wouldn't make a great dad, too busy thinking about all your little dears. Rest assured though, there is nothing we wouldn't do for them, their happiness is our first and only priority. That being said, I need to explain to why Santa makes the decisions he makes and perhaps offer some suggestions...

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