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Creative Writing > Memoirs Testimonies: Is it possible to be fat and happy?

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I got fat. Not removed-from-the-house-by-a-crane fat, not even clinically morbidly obese.. but fat nonetheless. It was insidious and gradual and I know exactly how it happened. I'd like to blame My Guy. You see, he's got the same 30-inch waist he had in high school and, after ten years together, weighs about the same as he did the day I met him. He's also got the absolute unhealthiest eating habits in the world. I swear, the man would enjoy a deep-fried stick of butter topped with cheese sauce if he could. The grease in the bottom of a pan? Apparently that's not to be drained off. That's t...

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