: About Me

I like Bud Light, whiskey, and dirty movies. I started writing to pass the time and found it to be a great way to discredit my peers without getting punched in the face. I mean, I doubt some of them could read.

My boss is a moron and my room mate is a fat moron who has less sense than what's in my pocket.

I am single but not desperate and looking for a good looking chick that doesn't mind picking up after my fat, out of work room mate.

I work for a crappy company doing accounting and my boss spends more time looking at himself or flirting with the chicks from HR than actually working. Oh, and every time he starts to be productive, he creates more work for me.

So, after finding this site, I finally feel I have a forum to vent where people really understand me.

Everything I write is true. I have only changed the names of people not my room mate or my boss.

My passion is ...

Bud Light

I know too much about ...

Ken's fat rolls

My parents always told me ...

to go away

My childhood ambition ...

was to not die young

My favorite memory ...

Ken moved out. . . hasn't happened, but that will be the best memory

Why I write ...

chicks dig it

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Ken singing. He thinks he can make it on to the next season of Idol

My first job ...

cleaned bathrooms at burger king . . you people are nasty

My best moment ...

quitting burger king

My inspiration ...

work and my fat room mate

Personal Finance > Budgets & Saving Step-by-step guide to managing your money more efficiently

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Working at a bank for the last several years, I can tell you that I see poor money management and the effects almost daily. I can't even count how many times in the last month alone that I have had to speak to frustrated customers regarding fees, bills, drafts and bounced checks. It isn't even a type of customer that I can describe. I have had conversations with college professors, single parents, married couples, people making six figure salaries, you name it. The funny thing is, I used to be that guy. I would buy chips and a drink for the 20 minute drive to work and then wonder why I had...

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