: About Me

I write, therefore I am.

I primarily write screenplays, but since those aren't selling I've decided to branch out. I think Helium is a great way to get my feet wet in other areas of writing. I'm new at this kind of writing so some of my stuff may be a little off. I'm horrible at punctuation, but I'm working on it.

My passion is ...

me. I'm very much a narcissist.

I know too much about ...

pop culture

My parents always told me ...

it can't be done. Set your sights lower.

My childhood ambition ...

was to be an actor

My favorite memory ...

is any I can actually remember

Why I write ...

because I can.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

?

My first job ...

Wendy's

My best moment ...

All of them

My inspiration ...

Madonna

Politics, News & Issues > US Elections Is Sarah Palin qualified to be vice president of the United States?

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Wow! OK, I can't believe I'm saying YES on this question. Is Sarah Palin qualified to be vice president of the United States? According to the United States Constitution she is. The only requirements to becoming vice president are as follows: "No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States." Based...

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