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I'm a bored teenager who needed a productive hobby that wasn't too time-consuming. I don't have the broad life experiences that come with age, but I do have fresh experiences that come with youth. Hopefully, with some practice, I can put those to words and enter a mutual benefit.

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Family conflict

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Giving Up the Games I lived a strong life, without hesitation and without regrets. Every morning, when my alarm rang, I leaped out of bed and dressed for business. My normal outfit included a white dress shirt, slacks, and a red tie. I carried seven of each to avoid mismatching my outfit. Contrary to what unprofessional people believed, ties did not affect circulation to the brain. I was living proof of that. This particular morning was cold, and, for a brief instant, I hesitated in leaping from bed. I scolded myself for being weak and then finished my morning routine. After brushing my te...

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