: About Me

I love these online bio's. They crack me up because nobody ever knows what to say. It is the online equivalent to the first day of school or meeting the parents; one big awkward moment. After a few random sentences, the next thing that happens is the writer gets on a roll and then starts rambling about the complexities of life or thier cat that nobody cares about. They usually end on a postive/altruistic/religious note so that everyone will think highly of them. It makes my day, because to be honest, I have no idea what to write in this area either.

My passion is ...

Writing online profiles!

I know too much about ...

History, yup I'm a dork

My parents always told me ...

Move out of the house as soon as you can! It was great advise.

My childhood ambition ...

Be a proffessional football player...I was so close.

My favorite memory ...

Finally kissing that girl, why did I take so long?

Why I write ...

It is just another place for me to show my charming sarcasm.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Hop on Pop/Law and Order Marathons/Old School Hip-Hop

My first job ...

I was a bagger, like most people

My best moment ...

Holding my daughter for the first time. I was seriously afraid of dropping her.

My inspiration ...

The people around me who just seem to always be in a good mood.

Relationships & Family > First Dates A guy's guide to planning a first date

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Relax. Yeah, I know it can be difficult, but try it. Too many guys stress out about their first dates without realizing one important fact; she is on a first date too. Have you ever reminisced with a girlfriend about your first date only to have her confess she was as nervous as you were? While you can laugh about it in hindsight it sure would have been easier if you knew about her feelings beforehand. Well, the honest answer is you do know about it. Whether out of nervousness or lack of esteem, men often ignore this fact and put on a huge show for a woman. So first and foremost, just try ...

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