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A song for R. Kelly I dont even know how to spell your name But if you don't mind it's all the same For this song you get all the blame, Yeah, I know it's really lame I have to start the barbeque It's something I've just got to do I'll cook a steak for me and you I hope it dont taste like donkey doo But first the bathroom is the goal So towards the door I have to roll And aim straight down into that hole Then flush it from the porcelan bowl Where is that electronic lighting stick At Home Depot it's the one I always pick Lighting the burner is always a kick Hope this song is making you snic...

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