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I am a mother, an artist and writer. I have studied photography, art and education. As a means to pay for my education I have worked as a telemarketer, a barmaid, a short-order cook, and waitress. People interest me. Living this life to it's fullest, delighting

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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Life: 30 of 343
Hello people this is your waitress speaking. And I would like to get a few things straight. First of all, the customer is NOT always right. In fact, most of you are morons. After having worked as a waitress in a number of different places over the last ten years I consider myself somewhat of an authority on the subject of di... More..
Health & Fitness > Emotional Health & Wellbeing Various daily rituals to give thanks: 3 of 14
The dog is barking, the baby is crying, there is a pile of unpaid bills on the table, supper is burning and the phone is ringing. There are so many things that you need and don't have, so many demands on your time and your wallet that you just don't see a way out. How on earth did things get so bad? What are you going to do?... More..
Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: Rain: 9 of 39
It's raining. Not the soft drop on a tin roof kind of rain, but the cold harsh rain that slashes at you as you try to make your way home. As she fights her way through the endless puddles and cold wind, she remembers him. They first met on a day like this, she remembers how the sky was such a dull grey and no matter how tigh... More..
Entertainment > TV Genres & Trends How to create a reality TV show: 1 of 3
Okay people here it is, a five step program I call "How to create a reality TV show". Fame and fortune could be right outside your door, all you have to do is whip-up a little bit of reality TV and you are off to the races. STEP 1: Pour yourself a stiff drink; take a big long swig, rinse and repeat. This is the brainstorming... More..
Entertainment > Characters & Personalities Why I love Simon Cowell: 14 of 36
I love Simon Cowell. I love him because he is honest, a characteristic that is rare to find in a person today. Yes, he is harsh. Yes, he is so very unkind at times. Yes, he is pompous, arrogant, and abrasive. He is Simon Cowell, and I love him. Let's be real honest here, if an individual is seriously considering a career in ... More..
Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: The monotony of daily life: 16 of 38
Sometimes people suck. Not always, but definitely sometimes. Like just yesterday, I was only halfway through a twelve hour shift when this lady decided to give me trouble. First, her soup was too cold. Then she accused me of trying to burn her when I returned it to her, after reheating it. Evidently she likes her soup to be ... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Things I think about while waiting in line: 28 of 63
Is it me that smells like that? I wonder if fish fart. Oh look, that guy has cookies. Why didn't I get cookies? My butt's itchy. Bubble Gum! If I was gum, what flavor would I be? Why do I always pick the line that takes the longest? I'm always doing that! Why am I so impatient? It's not like I've actually got anywhere to be.... More..
Entertainment > TV Show Reviews TV show reviews: Supernanny: 12 of 20
The toilet won't flush because little Suzie was washing Barbie's hair when her head popped off and flushing the evidence seemed like the only way to go for your three year old. The baby is crying, the dog is barking, your husband is nowhere to be found and Tommy won't stop running with scissorsand this is the best-behaved ev... More..
Local Guides > New York City Great attractions for kids in New York City: 5 of 8
New York City is teeming with great activities for kids, both fun and educational. Whether your child is interested in animals, architecture, toys, art, history or just playing outside in the sunshine, you are sure to find lots of activities that he/she will enjoy in the Big Apple. The Bronx Zoo is home to over 4000 creature... More..
Creative Writing > Short Stories Short stories: Journeys: 24 of 34
The rain was coming down in sheets and she couldn't see three inches in front of her. She took a deep breath, and pulled the car over. She switched off the radio, fished in her purse for the bottle of water that was always there, twisted off the cap and took a long drink. Slowly she re-capped the bottle and returned it to he... More..