: About Me

I am an amazonian rollergirl committed to bringing roller derby back with a vengeance. I have been an athlete my whole life and I know what it is like to eat, sleep, and breath a sport. I have dieted, trained and competed ad nauseam. To me, conventional sports are tired. Roller derby is the thing I have been searching for. It is a fun, rowdy, campy way to compete and stay motivated to stay rock hard and razor sharp.

Besides being a rollergirl, I am a restless fitness fanatic, a hardcore athlete, and a business owner. These are the subjects I write about most often, but not exclusively. Whatever I write about, I try to do it in an entertaining fashion that conveys my personality.

Check out my blogs:

http://rollerderbyatemybaby.blogspot.com

http://rockhardgirl.blogspot.com

http://lustandgore.blogspot.com/

I recently started a business with my partner, Lusty Crush. Our business is Lust & Gore Hardwear. We customize cowboy hats, military caps, and make original jewelry designs - all with industrial-strength hardware. It is just our way of bringing the attitude of the roller derby track to the people of the world.

I also wrote the text for our website. http://www.lustandgorehardwear.com

Aurora Gory Alice - Making you better, or making you cry.

My passion is ...

Roller derby

I know too much about ...

The science of athletic performance

My childhood ambition ...

To be an American Gladiator

Creative Writing > Flash Fiction Flash fiction: A summer romance

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Velaska knew she was smitten from the first moment their slippery bodies tangled. There in the middle of the olive oil-filled pool she became intimately acquainted with Doreen in front of hundreds of raucous onlookers. Actually, she felt the connection even before things got messy. There was the unexpectedly powerful tackle Doreen took Velaska down with.  The rockabilly queen planted her shoulder square in Velaska’s stomach, wrapped her arms around Velaska’s legs, and pulled them right out from underneath her. She fell hard, in more ways than one. But the truth is, Velaska...

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