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Creative Writing > Satire Satire: National security

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10 REASONS TO BOMB THE HELL OUT OF CANADA In the interest of establishing myself as the most patriotic man in America, I need to insist that we bomb Canada. It may sound extreme to bomb a close neighbor, but I am a desperate man working from a deficit. You see, I was NOT ON BOARD for our "cakewalk in Iraq." I mean really NOT ON BOARD, not just sort of "not on board because now I want to be the all-powerful President of your whole damned country, so I never was on board even if I voted at the time as if I were on board, unless of course you wanted me to be on board, in which case, yes, I wa...

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