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Hello, my name is Daniel Anibal Ortiz Torro Ramos Rodriguez Aponte Leal Feluciano Rios. After 20 years of never learning the Spanish language, having an undeveloped tan, and living in Tennessee for the past 5 years, I find Dan Ortiz to be much more appropriate.

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Health & Fitness > Fitness Basics Ten simple and easy ways to be in good shape
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A life altering plan such as getting fit may seem difficult to set into course. Even after desired fitness levels have been reached, the rise of fast food chains and accommodations for comfort, make it especially hard to stay fit. Progressive in sports; Fitness and dieting have become all too familiar. Though as difficult as ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Telemarketers
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The Telemarketer"Come to my window, Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon. Come to my window, I'll be home soon" my phone was blaring from the kitchen. "Odd" I thought, the ringtone playing was the ringtone for the unnamed callers; people I didn't know. I wondered if it was that lovely blonde woman I met the other day a... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Computers
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"Ctrl, alt, delete, CTRL, ALT, DELETE, Are you kidding me?" I squealed, as my monitor was being bombarded with promises for a better sex life and million dollar job opportunities. "Um, are you loading? Are you stuck? Speak to me.SPEAK TO ME!" Up till then that 2d hourglass had never steered me wrong. I was losing it."Mom"! I ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Inspirational
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"Inspiratioin though negativity and alarm clocks"I think the best inspiration of all is, well, negativity. It seems a little hard to think positive without seeing the negative right? So why don't we make alarm clocks like this. I know it sounds stupid, but, HONESTLY, what sounds more stupid, getting prepared to go to sleep, a... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Embarrassing moments
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About 8 years ago, I attended Ramstein Middle school in Ramstein Germany, which was strategically placed right in front of the town commissary. I had gotten an awesome mountain bike for Christmas. The ones with shocks for super jumping, reflectors on the tire for turbo speeds, and a horn...for honking. I loved to ride this bi... More..

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