: About Me

Hello, my name is Daniel Anibal Ortiz Torro Ramos Rodriguez Aponte Leal Feluciano Rios. After 20 years of never learning the Spanish language, having an undeveloped tan, and living in Tennessee for the past 5 years, I find Dan Ortiz to be much more appropriate.

This actually is the most established I've ever been as a writer. Regrettably, through high school I had never taken a writing course, which of course by no means should expound my passion for the art. I also have a passion for comedy and society which is apparent in my writing.

My passion is ...

life and comedy.

I know too much about ...

nothing.

My parents always told me ...

"You need to start doing more around the house! You are much too old to have people clean up after you Danny"

My favorite memory ...

When I was a child, I had always wanted to be an astronomer or a gym teacher.

Why I write ...

I write to get my ideas out.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Well, I was reading the question, watching the cursor, and listening to American Idol.

My first job ...

I was a bagger at a commisary.

My best moment ...

Graduating.

My inspiration ...

Stand up Comedians, good movies, and my older bro-ham NINO.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Telemarketers

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The Telemarketer "Come to my window, Crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon. Come to my window, I'll be home soon" my phone was blaring from the kitchen. "Odd" I thought, the ringtone playing was the ringtone for the unnamed callers; people I didn't know. I wondered if it was that lovely blonde woman I met the other day at the grocery store; she was so beautiful. I darted to the kitchen and in my angst I completely disregarded the caller identification conveniently placed in a small lcd screen on the outside of the phone. "Hello" I started, with a calm but confident tone. I made my wa...

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