: About Me

Hello, Dear Readers. I hope I can write things that people will actually want to read. I have a vast wealth of (mostly) useless knowledge. I have an awsome sense of humor, altho I can seem like sometimes I hate the world. I really don't, I just want people to use their brains, and really think of what is important in this world, and what is trivial.

My passion is ...

music, and humor

I know too much about ...

trivial things

My parents always told me ...

no ..... most of the time, thats what little sisters are for, to get them to say yes ..... LOL

My childhood ambition ...

to work on Jaques Cousteau's ship the "Calypso"

My favorite memory ...

When each of my children were little, just the little things they would do each day

Why I write ...

because people piss me off

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

the Rolling Stones

My first job ...

Cook in hospital

My best moment ...

Rocking each of my kids to sleep every night, when they were babies

My inspiration ...

rampant stupidity that is so prevalent in our world today

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Lessons learned from horror movies

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I will never forget my introduction to the horror movie genre. March 4, 1975.  I was eleven years old. Back in the day, as we older folks now say, we had four, (yes, only FOUR) television stations to choose from.  Back in the ancient times, we could choose from ABC, CBS, NBC or PBS. "Impossible" you say! But, I kid you not! That was ALL we had. Back then we awoke at daybreak, had to go out and actually HUNT dinosaurs for our sustenance, in twelve feet of snow, for miles, uphill, both ways! Yes, it was a hard existence, but yet we prevailed. Alas, I digress, we were discussing Hor...

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