: About Me

Laurie Kendrick is a former Broadcaster, turned freelance writer currently living in Houston.

She has a cat named Charlotte and frequently makes jokes at other people's expense.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Politics

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It is apartment 3-B and the name on the lease reads, Mrs. Winifred Cuthbert. Winnie, as she's known to friends and family, is a dowager. A widow, entitled as such back in 1974 when her husband of 17 years ran off with his much younger secretary. Ever the prideful woman, Winnie can't admit she's divorced. She even went so far as to purchase a lovely little urn to convince visitors of her widowhood. She keeps it on the mantle near a picture of her beloved Alfred. What's in the urn? A bent paper clip, matchbook and the silica-like contents of two Etch-A-Sketches. Winnie is nothing if not thor...

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