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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Advantages of a recession: 86 of 103

The biggest advantage of a recession is that if used and twisted skillfully, it serves as an excuse for just about anything. Anything that you don't want to do that is. Here are some examples: You hate to visit the in-laws! You can't go, because you have to save on gas. If they live within walking distance that's too bad. However, you can claim you wouldn't want to visit empty-handed, but because of the recession, money is tight and you can't afford even a bunch of flowers. You don't feel like having sex! It doesn't need to be spelled out, that the recession and the necessity of cutting ba...
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