: About Me

I'm a somewhat unconventional SAHM (stay at home mom), with 2 small kids, a husband and a dog. I do various things to contribute, from selling on Ebay to boring editing to marketing research sessions. But my goal is to someday support ALL of us with my writing. TIME is what I need! SO I'm determined to find it, that's why I'm up at 11PM doing this, when I'm tired as hell. In addition to my my most important roles as wife and mommy, I'm also an avid blogger, gardener, love music, movies and theater, food and wine, working out, and traveling.

My passion is ...

Being passionate

I know too much about ...

the past

My parents always told me ...

get that chip off your shoulder

My childhood ambition ...

Rock Star!

My favorite memory ...

summers on our circle drive

Why I write ...

i have to. for sanity.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

reading blogs, listening to George Stanford

My first job ...

a pizza joint?

My best moment ...

Two natural childbirths, and anytime I do karaoke

My inspiration ...

seeing my children happy and seeing people do what they love in life

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: To pee or not to pee

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Pissin' in the Wind I have a freakishly small bladder. During a three-hour road trip, I must request that the car be pulled over at least twice. I am not particular about the location - it can be the side of the interstate (you just open both the front and back car doors and squat in between them), a Deliverance-style dirt road, or even a nasty 7- Eleven. But only as a last resort will I enter a state rest area, since Momma always said to avoid rest areas at all costs, because there was once a woman who entered and a man lurching behind the door hit her over the head after she entered. And...

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