I'm a University student studying English and Creative Writing at the University of Kent.

Although my interest lies mainly within creative writing, I also have an interest in science and fully intend to write a few articles on scientific subjects to go alongside my stories and poetry.

My passion is ...

... writing?

My parents always told me ...

"Don't eat yellow snow!"

My childhood ambition ...

was to eat yellow snow.

My favorite memory ...

eating yellow snow.

Why I write ...

because I have nothing better to do.

My best moment ...

dude, the yellow snow, totally.

My inspiration ...

... can I say yellow snow?

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Politics

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Manifesto of the
Social Fascist Party
of the United Queendom

Party Motto: "Make love, then war."

Should we, the Social Fascist Party of the United Queendom, be elected as the primary party of the United Queendom's Government, we promise to enact and enforce the following:

1) Every British National shall be given far more social and political freedoms.

2) Any Britain National that disagrees with Point 1 shall be shot.

3) Every man and woman of eighteen years or older will be retain the freedom to vote for, or become a member of, any political party of their choosing.
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