: About Me

Professional radio lunatic, mc for hire, amateur import driver, hack guitarist, mild adventurer and somehow amongst all that, a dab hand in the kitchen. After 8 years of talking to cows, sheep and people in that order, I'm off to forge a career in writing in some way shape or form. Which led me here, where I'm looking forward to my first cent or two - hey, it almost pays as well as radio does!

My passion is ...

fast cars, fine wine, awesome company, random adventures

I know too much about ...

pretending I know what I'm doing

My parents always told me ...

don't get caught doing anything that'll have the cops rocking up on our doorstep

My childhood ambition ...

fly a jet over school

My favorite memory ...

Talking to a crowd of over 3000 on stage was a highlight

Why I write ...

Because I have to stop talking once in a while

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

a whole lot of mashups on my ipod

My first job ...

Working behind the desk in a newsagency

My best moment ...

Had plenty, still have plenty more to go

My inspiration ...

My family, my friends and the fact I'm still kicking with ages left to go

Autos > Autos (Other) The importance of naming your car.

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Beast was a not really the biggest car on the block. Actually if you went out and measured Beast and compared it to everything else on the block, Beast would be somewhere near the bottom on the list of biggest to smallest cars in the neighborhood. Beast also had the incredibly non fear-inducing color of Moroccan Beige, a tiny 1.6 liter 4 cylinder engine, completely standard parts and ironically was owned previously by a little old lady who only took it to church on the weekends. Yet Beast came to it's name when it's last lunatic owner (putting my hand up here) took it out on the street and...

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Writing:

• Marketplace Approved Writer
• Helium Charter Member