I know too much about ...
pro wrestling
My parents always told me ...
to lay off the twinkies
My childhood ambition ...
to be a superhero
My first job ...
checker at a grocery store
My best moment ...
seeing my daughter for the first time
My inspiration ...
twinkies
Wet Floor Sign Excuse her Those French fries are ten for ten Never mind the man Who collapsed on the floor Puddle of blood under his skull Mouth to mouth Strangers holding hands and praying to God Excuse her Those sweet potatoes Are buy one get one free EMT's break out the defibulator Some one screams, "clear!" The body lays still, unaffected by the jolts of electricity Co-workers who saw him daily for twenty years Couldn't believe their eyes Excuse her But do you know if there is Anymore frozen fish sticks, they're two for five The gurney rolled away The ambulance drove off A wet floor si...
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