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The Committee: Man's Inner Voices and Who Left the Toilet Seat Up?

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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Getting in touch with my inner child

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Funny I should stumble across this topic. Sometimes our inner children are best left alone. About 3 months ago I met a very attractive girl. On a scale of one to ten, she was an eleven. Having been recently divorced, I decided it was finally time to get back out into the swing of things. A few things have changed now that I'm in my forties, and it's been twenty years since I was last on the prowl; however the basic primal urges between men and women have lasted for thousands of years. How much could have changed? I was about to find out. After weeks of getting ready to get ready, I finally...

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