: About Me

I always sit down and intend to write whatever is on my mind (and there's a lot), but can never get it into words.

I can be pretty sarcastic and offensive to get a point across. This manifests in my writing in a pretty big and obvious way, so it's not really meant to offend anyone, but if it does, sorry. I'm not into politically correct writing.

Besides that, uhm....you'll figure me out eventually. Just make sure you have at least a passable sense of humor if you tread here, otherwise you won't like me.

My passion is ...

Writing, Introspection, Music

I know too much about ...

Nothing.

My parents always told me ...

If I knew the answer to this one, I wouldn't have been your typical teenager back in the day, would I?

My childhood ambition ...

Everything.

My favorite memory ...

Being on a lake in Tennesee with my family

Why I write ...

Because it's the best way to get what's inside my head, out.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Reading No Country For Old Men (again), watching Lost Season 3, listening to Red House Painters and Sun Kil Moon

My first job ...

I don't remember

My best moment ...

Have I had one of those yet?

My inspiration ...

Everything around me.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Cars driven by those with road rage

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For as long as I can remember, I've been witness to this phenomenon we call road rage. Why do I call it a phenomenon, you ask? It's simple. The experience of driving has the ability to make even the most meek, soft-spoken, good-natured person scream heinous obscenities at some jerk as they mercilessly pound on the steering wheel. It doesn't really matter if you know that the person who is the object of you ire can't hear a word you're saying, nor does it matter that you just used words that would make a sailor blush. What matters is the fact that after the hissy fit you just threw, you sud...

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