: About Me

There once was a blonde girl named Kirstin
Who for some good writing was thirstin'.
She joined a website
That said she could write
All she wanted until she was burstin'.

My passion is ...

Trying to move things with my mind.

I know too much about ...

Selling children on the black market.

My parents always told me ...

The milkman is my real father.

My childhood ambition ...

To breathe underwater. (Sadly true.)

My favorite memory ...

The time I thought I'd really breathed underwater. I was wrong.

Why I write ...

Because I can't help but do it.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Atonement/The naked man with his shades up next door/The mix cd my boyfriend made me because I'm special.

My first job ...

Unenthusiastic bakery clerk who gave away a lot of free stuff.

My best moment ...

Playing guitar in front of two hundred people and not throwing up at all!

My inspiration ...

People who have money.

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