: About Me

Hey. I'm a great writer, but if you ask me to write about myself, i'm horrible.

Let's see...hmm...I'm 5'11", 20 years old and go to County College of Morris. My name is Kieran, which in Irish means 'small and dark skinned.' Funny enough, I'm tall and pale. Thanks, mom. I've always been a naturally talented writer. Ever since I was 5 years old, I would take entire days to write novels, short stories and poems. I've won prizes for my work and I've always gotten A's in writing class. (I suck at everything else.)

I'm the type of writer that hates writing. (strange enough.) I only write when I have to, or when the mood strikes, which is quite rare. But when I do write, I write for hours, nonstop. It's like I'm possessed; I can't write the words down fast enough. I never have to think beforehand, either. I can't stand 'planning ahead of time' or writing a blueprint before beginning a book. I can only write interesting stuff if I just allow my thoughts to flow.

I hate reading about boring crap. Period. And I'm sure you're the same way. I don't want to read about politics or senior citizens' rights. YAWN! I like to write about life and inject lots of humor to keep you interested. Yes, I've written some essay-like work but that's all college crap I've gotten an A on and want to win money with..lol, just keepin it real. But I have to admit, my work is AWESOME!

Ah..yes. More about myself. Well, I live in Hackettstown, NJ. I hated school and hate conformity. I hate people that are close-minded, judgemental and ugly. (just kidding on the last one) Actually, i'm not. Writers are typically pale, boring, with a gut and frizzy hair, or overgrown 5 o'clock shadow beards. I'm not any of those. You'd never guess by looking at me that I'm a writer, and you certainly wouldn't think I'm smart by having a conversation with me. Again, its like i'm a totally different person when that Number 2 pencil hits my hand. ANYWAYS, THANKS FOR READING ;) My email is Kierancarney00@yahoo.com if you wanna know more

My passion is ...

writing, having a DAMN good time and meeting COOL PEOPLE and partying ..woo-hoo!

I know too much about ...

..i don't know sh*T about sh*T!

My parents always told me ...

you'll never amount to anything

My childhood ambition ...

get the f*ck out of this crazy house

My favorite memory ...

moving out and getting my own damn place!

Why I write ...

i wish i knew...it's weird, it's the only gift i've got

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

reading..i hate it. watching? I love NY 2, dating shows, comedy central

My first job ...

waitress..i was so bad i got fired.

My best moment ...

meeting my ex-boyfriend and his family

My inspiration ...

I WANT MONEY. I'M BROKE!

Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Work

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At the tender age of fourteen, I packed my purse with a sloppy homemade peanut butter sandwich and skipped out the door in sheer excitement; for this was the first day of work, ever. I didn't know what to expect; was this whole waitressing gig going to turn out quick and fun? Was I to leave that night with the same naive smile burned into my face? Am I going to wait on the man of my dreams my very first day? These were the thoughts scattered in my head, but boy, was I wrong. As I paced towards the small Pizza parlor, the sign illuminating the sidewalk, as if inviting me right in, I took a ...

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