: About Me

My passion is ...

Learning

I know too much about ...

nothing

My parents always told me ...

to stop touching that

My childhood ambition ...

I'm sure it was a fireman or professional athlete

My favorite memory ...

still waiting for it i suppose

Why I write ...

Its my release... it makes me think.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Reading C.S. Lewis, watching my weight, and listening to reason

My first job ...

Range attendant, cart washer, Deer Lake Golf Club

My best moment ...

Winning the State High School Golf Championship for the 2nd time

My inspiration ...

is a mediocre Chicago song...

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Food

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Panera stuck me for $12.22 today... highway freakin robbery. Thought you should know... Not that good either... I think people assume its awesome because its so expensive. Ah, perceived value strikes again. I guess its warranted at times, otherwise, sad little lives are worsened by the fact that they just paid 6 dollars for mediocre soup. I might add that the vessel for such a culinary treat is happy to be dicarded in one of many strategically placed waste bins upon emptying. Not to mention, any self-respecting American that pays more than 10 dollars for lunch should never have to dispense...

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