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Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Death: 4 of 19

A couple of years ago, I was asked to speak to a church group that my neighbor was in charge of at that time. He wanted me to give my thoughts/opinions on death and what becomes of us after death. This is a pretty accurate account of what I told the group before I was silenced by a couple of people who did not appreciate my ...
Sports & Recreation > Football Players NFL talk: Brett Favre and retirement: 9 of 27

I've always really liked watching Brett Favre play. I love the "river boat gambler" mentality that he plays with in an age where the majority of QBs are taught to play in fear of the big mistake. Favre seems to want to score on every series and isn't afraid to press the issue by taking the kind of risks that have made him bo...
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Addiction: 14 of 25

Hi, I would just like to tell the world how much my life has improved after I took up smoking crack. Crack as in drug, not crack as in "butt crack". Although, I am sure once I run out of the drug crack I will be down on the corner smoking butt crack as well. My life had really become monotonous and boring as life does for al...
Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: A new year: 23 of 33

(starts inspirational music) The New Year is a time for hope and optimism. Jan 1 starts us off with a fresh slate and cleanses us of all of our sins from 2007..at least the ones that aren't legally binding. 2008 will be a year when the big boned people can become small boned people, and where raging alcoholics can become jus...
Sciences > Astronomy Do you believe that aliens have already visited our planet?: 28 of 34

I have been a bit concerned about all of the UFO abductions as of late. The more and more I hear about these kidnappings the more I realize that these abduction are usually nothing more than a glorified "booty call". I am not worried that there might be extra terrestrials from billions of miles away who are cruising around a...
Jobs & Careers > Trade & Manufacturing Jobs What it means to be a blue collar worker: 3 of 3

Last month, i was running a little low on money, which can come with being a construction worker. I mean, people seem to think that doing construction is so glamorous, and all we do is stand around making cat calls at women as we get a beautiful bronze tan. In reality construction can be hard work for less than mediocre pay ...