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Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Addiction: 14 of 25

Hi, I would just like to tell the world how much my life has improved after I took up smoking crack. Crack as in drug, not crack as in "butt crack". Although, I am sure once I run out of the drug crack I will be down on the corner smoking butt crack as well. My life had really become monotonous and boring as life does for allot of 30 year olds. I thought all the adventure life had to offer was in my rear view mirror, but once I started to smoke crack all that changed! I used to work a 40 hour-week job, come home and watch television or spy on the decent looking MILF across the street with ...
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